Hmm… World domination..! The word only seems to bring strength, lust and power to it. People would fear me and tremble at the very mention of my name. That would be so cool and awesome. All hail for the Queen. Funny!!! On the other hand, I am not cut to rule the world. I am what people would call a sensitive soul; I don’t have the stomach for brutality. Although many people do and I have to watch my back - as you never know when they are going to stab you. I feel I am destined for something else, like inventing a new type of cupcake or holding a baking sale. Killing people and stepping on other's toes to get me to the top? I would be filled with guilt and remorse. I would be ashamed for the rest of my life. So yeah, I am saying NO to world domination because I am destined for bigger and better things; things that allow me to feel happy and content. Also, conquering the world and privacy go hand-in-hand. I love my privacy way too much and someone snapping my pictures while I am in my PJ or digging in my dark and nasty past is something I could live without. No, I can live without being the shepherd this brainless and mindless flock needs. I am going to pass the responsibilities and duties over to a mean machine ; someone that would destroy the world in a second. Wait a second, don't we have leaders like that. Hmm, I wonder.. It seems that I have to hold my baking sale on another planet; Mars seems too hot but the Marsians would appreciate my food, wouldn't they? I have to go and buy flour and buy one-way ticket to Mars. ToodlesWorld Domination...
Hmm… World domination..! The word only seems to bring strength, lust and power to it. People would fear me and tremble at the very mention of my name. That would be so cool and awesome. All hail for the Queen. Funny!!! On the other hand, I am not cut to rule the world. I am what people would call a sensitive soul; I don’t have the stomach for brutality. Although many people do and I have to watch my back - as you never know when they are going to stab you. I feel I am destined for something else, like inventing a new type of cupcake or holding a baking sale. Killing people and stepping on other's toes to get me to the top? I would be filled with guilt and remorse. I would be ashamed for the rest of my life. So yeah, I am saying NO to world domination because I am destined for bigger and better things; things that allow me to feel happy and content. Also, conquering the world and privacy go hand-in-hand. I love my privacy way too much and someone snapping my pictures while I am in my PJ or digging in my dark and nasty past is something I could live without. No, I can live without being the shepherd this brainless and mindless flock needs. I am going to pass the responsibilities and duties over to a mean machine ; someone that would destroy the world in a second. Wait a second, don't we have leaders like that. Hmm, I wonder.. It seems that I have to hold my baking sale on another planet; Mars seems too hot but the Marsians would appreciate my food, wouldn't they? I have to go and buy flour and buy one-way ticket to Mars. Toodles
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